I get a new phone in two weeks!
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning.
I didn’t understand how to use a computer mouse, but then it clicked
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold